• baby: s- s- s-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: s- sss- sp-
  • parents: spoon?? spill??
  • baby: s- sp- sp-
  • baby: Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via so-hella-awkward)